Monday, May 30, 2011

Rock, Paper, Scissors.

     I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat 
     scissors, but there is no way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to
     magically wrap around rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper
     do the same thing to scissors? Forget scissors, why can't paper do this
     to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly
     suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you
     why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up
     in two seconds. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock.
     Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I can
     punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh, I'm
     sorry, I thought paper would protect you."

      Hmmm . . . good point.

Just so there are no copyright issues, I did not make up this quote. I got it off the internet somewhere (I can't remember where) and edited out the language.

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